as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
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