i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
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