Me too!
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
