She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I would fuck him just for his dog
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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