READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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