if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
