Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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