I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
Randomize
