shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
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what are you doing with your life
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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