So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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