i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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