Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Randomize
