No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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