She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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