There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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