I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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