I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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