so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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