so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
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