dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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