Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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