I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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