YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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