apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
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