I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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