i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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