the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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