yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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