And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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