But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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