Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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