I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Randomize
