haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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