is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
do nipples grow back?
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