I'm going to rape someone's good day.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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