My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Randomize
