I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Randomize
