before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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