So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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