shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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