Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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