YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
