is your mom at the bar?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
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