Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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