You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i dont even know how to be here
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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