her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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