drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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