Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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