East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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