What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
My liver just had a heart attack.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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