Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I want a musical about memes.
why is half of my head shaved?
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