I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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