next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
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