Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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